chalkplay

"Sidewalk chalk, sidewalk chalk!" Duskie sings, Velvet floating nearby him and Sprout watching him. He grabs a pawful of sidewalk chalk and runs over to the nearest sidewalk, ready to draw!

"Please do not eat the sidewalk chalk."

I'm not gonna eat the sidewalk chalk!!! I'm gonna draw you guys and then when people ask I'll explain you to them and then-

"- And then they're going to look at us weirdly. Make sure to bring up the boosha party too! That'd convince them!"

Hmpf!

Duskie gets to work, doodling Knight and Odio both in human forms. Odio's wings are visible, his right wing curled up around Knight while his left is spread out. The duo are throwing out peace signs- Knight with his right hand and Odio with his left.

"Hey! That's us!"

"... Duskfall."

"The peace signs are cute. Now hopefully people won't look at us weirdly..."

"I would not do such a hand gesture. Duskfall, please correct your error at once, and draw myself in a far more fitting stance."

"Duskie, please don't draw Odio fl- What the-?!"

Duskie gets to work again, drawing Odio in the stupidest pose he could muster, legs and arms flailing about. A few other Faians have stopped by to watch Duskie draw, and they were currently snickering as Duskie made Odio look as stupid as possible.

"DUSKFALL."

"By the gods, I think this is the funniest thing you could ever do with the chalk. Draw another one."

Duskie draws a few more squiggly lines before filling those lines out to be Odio's arms and legs, and then drawing a super wonky torso on the poor dude for extra insult. For Odio's face he did one simple dot (the other eye being covered by Odio's choice of hairstyle) and the letter 'w'.

"OwO WHATS THIS!? I'M GOING TO GO BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE-"

"SILENCE, KNIGHT! SILENCE, SILENCE, SILENCE!"

The crowd around Duskie erupts into laughter, which only serves to irritate Odio further.

"Ok, ok, jokes not funny anymore. Hey Duskie, draw something like that of Straybow so Odio can enjoy it."

Alright!... What does Straybow look like, again?

The next victim of Duskie's comedic chalk art looks like he lacked any sort of bones. A comedic and stupid 'xW( ' graces his face as his legs wiggle all the way backwards to touch his hair.

"... Deserved. If there's a better man to make a mockery of, I have not found him."

"Draw him failing a handstand."

Duskie's next piece of art is, of course, Straybow trying to do a handstand only to collapse and slam his face onto the ground. Beside him is Duskie, Odio, and Knight, all laughing at him.

"Alright, what next? Let's see... we could either ask you to draw the heroes or we could ask for more stupid drawings of Straybow."

I'd like to draw the heroes-

"Draw more stupid drawings of Straybow. I wanna see him getting punched in the face by Decimus."

"D- Decimus lacks arms, Knight! Do you expect that much of Duskfall?!"